lunes, 7 de abril de 2014

I´m Bored lol

So, I just decided to write this in english because i´m completely bored. I should be doing my homework hehehehe.... First of all, don´t complain about my english, I´m spanish and it is not my first language (obviously).
Some days ago I found funny quotes on internet, so I am going to write them here.

-With great power.... comes great electricity bills.
-Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues......
-If you fall, I'll be there. -The floor
-I don't have an attitude problem! I just have a personality you can't handle.
-Teacher, "Why are you talking during my lesson?" Student replies, "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
-Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next!" So I started doing the same at funerals.
-Preschool: Sit you behind a desk, and tell you not to break anything. School: Tell you it's a lot harder in high school. High School: Tell you it's a lot harder in College/University. College/University: Tell you it's a lot harder in the real-world. Real-World: Sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
-Girls, sometimes your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin-foil.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's nephew's fish died. And yes, it was tragic.
-I hate it when people see me at the market and are all like, "Hey! What are you doing here?" And I'm all like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."
-You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
-Last year for Christmas, I asked Santa for the sexiest person in the world.... and I woke up in a box.
-Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
-If Women could read minds, every second, a man would be slapped. The hard part would be finding the ones that weren't slapped.
-How to tell someone their breath stinks without hurting their feelings, "Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth"
-Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason, and the whole world will leave you alone.
-Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
-Girls, stop waiting for Prince Charming. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something!
-Don't think of yourself as ugly! Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! (But seriously, everyone is beautiful!)

-I need a six month vacation twice a year.

-I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I am right.
-What I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous; I stop, stare, and when I get tired of looking, I put the mirror down.
-There are so many people who will tell you, "You can't." you just have to turn around and say, "Watch me."
-Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirting.
-You seem upset. Why don't you post more about it on Facebook? That should help eliminate any drama.
-When you feel like nobody loves you.... Nobody cares for you.... Everyone is ignoring you, and they seem jealous, just ask yourself..... Am I really that sexy?
-Insane? I prefer the term mentally hilarious!
-Stalking? I prefer intense research of an individual.
-*In an awesome British accent* Pardon me Sir Gangster, but your trousers are descending.
-I'm not sarcastic, I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
-When someone says, "Expect the unexpected." slap them in the face and say, "You didn't expect that did you?"
-That fail moment when you think of a comeback 10 minutes after the conversation.
-Teacher, "Where's your book?" Student, "At home." Teacher, "And what's it doing there?" Student, "Having more fun than me."
-Teacher, "You should know this, you learned it two years ago." Student, "I don't even remember what I ate for breakfast!"
-Everyone has the right to be stupid.... It's just that some people abuse that privilege.

domingo, 30 de marzo de 2014

Destroza este diario de Keri Smith

Con toda la presión de los exámenes estoy segura de que a ti también se te ha ocurrido tirar tu libro por la ventana, quemarlo o pisotearlo hasta que sea ilegible. Otra gran idea de Keri Smith con su nueva "novela" destroza este diario.
El título lo dice todo, este diario es para destrozarlo, dentro, las páginas del libro te dicen lo que hacer con él. Hay una página que dice:
- Tira tu café en esta página o...
- Ata una cuerda al libro y paséalo como si fuera un perro
- Usa el libro como zapato... incluso...
- ata una cuerda al libro y balacéalo hasta que choque con las paredes.

JAJAJAJAJAJA una manera divertida de pasar el tiempo y liberar tensiones.


Recomendación: ACABA ESTE LIBRO de Keri Smith y tú.

El otro día fui con una amiga al Fnac y encontré este libro. No es un libro normal. Esta sin terminar y es tu trabajo hacerlo.
Querido Lector,
Una noche lluviosa y oscura, encontré unas extrañas páginas abandonadas en un parque. Las recogí intentando resolver el misterio de este curioso descubrimiento y ahora te toca a ti acabar el trabajo.
Tu misión es convertirte en el nuevo autor de este libro y continuar mi investigación. Para conseguir tu objetivo, debes someterte a un entrenamiento secreto que explica este texto. Como nadie sabe lo que puede pasar, te aconsejo que trabajes con cuidado, pero recuerda que sin ti este libro no existiría.
Atentamente, Keri Smith.

viernes, 1 de marzo de 2013

Una idéa genial.

Hola! Lectores y lectoras. Leyendo el blog de otra de mis amigas blogueras se me ha ocurrido una forma de que nuestro blog sea más divertido, si digo nuestro porque no solo es del que escribe sino también del que comenta. Espero que os guste esta nueva FORMA DEL BLOG.

domingo, 10 de febrero de 2013

sábado, 9 de febrero de 2013

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Aunque estemos cerrados seguiremos dejando entradas de vez en cuando, no os preocupéis el blog acabara volviendo   :)
Posdata: la época de colegio es difícil para todos.

viernes, 8 de febrero de 2013